Luggage Gnome
Note: I have the awesome opportunity to take a fun trip to see a fantastically wonderful friend who has done nothing but make my life richer and more wonderful (you can send me the money for that line later, Fud.)
Note2: See that bag in the middle? the camera bag? That is the only thing in my house of any value. So unless you want to steal the $90 TV we got from The Wal Marts or the cheap Ikea furniture, you’re better off robbing someone else’s house while I am gone. Unless you want an apple. Or some brownies. Because I was STOOOOPID and made a batch of brownies on Monday for Peanut’s birthday and they are only half eaten and it’s SAD. Very SAD. That they will sit there and be neglected and get hard and stale while I am gone. I will come home to petrified brownies. That I will then have to throw away. So if you’d like a brownie, feel free to break in. I’ll even let you take the $90 TV just for kicks.
